My fellow cats, we have an emergency on our hands! We have a third introoder! A big siamese. I am beyond words! Outraged! They are coming in from the side of the patio, walking around and sniffing the bird feeder, and going to hang out under a bush.
Look at how angry I am!
And to top off the outrage, I got in trouble for trying to defend our home! Mom went outside to feed the birds, and I ran outside. I went straight under the bush and wouldn't come out when she called! Finally I came out when I was ready. She said she was worried I would run away! Doesn't she understand that I was just checking under the bush for introoders? That's where they hang out! She said that if I keep running outside like that, she's going to make me wear a collar. Man, I HATE collars. I am so misunderstood.