Mancat Monday

My fellow cats, we have an emergency on our hands!  We have a third introoder!  A big siamese.  I am beyond words!  Outraged!  They are coming in from the side of the patio, walking around and sniffing the bird feeder, and going to hang out under a bush.

Look at how angry I am!

And to top off the outrage, I got in trouble for trying to defend our home!  Mom went outside to feed the birds, and I ran outside.  I went straight under the bush and wouldn't come out when she called!  Finally I came out when I was ready.  She said she was worried I would run away!  Doesn't she understand that I was just checking under the bush for introoders?  That's where they hang out!  She said that if I keep running outside like that, she's going to make me wear a collar.  Man, I HATE collars.  I am so misunderstood.

tattle tale

Kitties!  Come closer!  I haf a story to tell you!

When mama wented out to feed the birdies this morning, Kit gotted out!  He runned out onto the patio and sniffed around.  Mama picked him up and putted him back inside.  But before she could shut the door, he runned back outside!  And this time he runned far!  He wented alla way around the side of the apartment building.  He scared mama.  He is in trouble!

Kit:  Athena!  It isn't nice to be a tattle tale!

Oh, Kit.  You just don't want the girl cats to know that you are GROUNDED.