Mama is changing our food to "healthy" food. She said that healthier food will help Kit gain weight and will help me lose weight, which makes no sense to me. Something about grain-free and high protein. She tooked away our old stinky goodness and crunchies! Now she is trying all different kinds of stinky goodness and crunchies, trying to find some that we both like.
She efun tooked away our Temptations and tried to replace them wif healthy dental treats! We wouldn't eat them, so we sent her out to get different ones. Finally she comed back wif Greenies, which we both like. But the only reason we haf to haf dental treats in the first place is because when Kit wented to the v-e-t last week, they said he has gingivitis and tartar!
Kit, Kit, Kit. That's all I hear about these days. Mama is babying him! Just acause he's been sick. She is gifing him extra pets. She broughted him his purple fever butt mousie and the nip banana yesterday. She tells him he's a good boy when he eats his medicine treat -- big deal! Who wouldn't eat a treat? And yesterday, when he was resting, kitties, she efun broughted food ofur to him to get him to eat. I couldn't believe it! It made me want to yak.
About the only good thing that happened yesterday was that we gotted window whiffies.
But efun that was ruined by two introoders -- the gray and white kitty and the Siamese. They keep coming under MY bush that you can see in that picture there! Right under my very nose!
Oh, I forgotted one really good thing that did happen. Something came for us in the mail! It was a cube! And mama efun put catnip spray on it! I like to hang out in there.
Ofur than the cube, though, I am not happy wif the way things are going around here! I want our old food back! I want Kit to stop getting so much attention! And I want the introoders to stop going under my bush!
